[Flame] 🔥 Horrible Histories - Discaztec (Ain’t Stayin’ Alive) Lyrics
[Priest 1 (Rickard)]
We’re Aztec priests, so mind your head
Our prisoners always wind up dead
Our favourite colour is blood red
We’re not nice
[Priest 2 (Howick)]
At an Aztec temple’s opening day
We priests would praise our gods this way
Hordes of enemies we’d slay
Mass sacrifice
[Priest 3 (Baynton)]
To win at war, make crops grow more
To cure our kids when ill
The sun to shine, this song to rhyme
More victims we must kill
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
You won’t survive, you won’t survive
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
Ain’t stayin’ alive, ain’t stayin’ alive
Yeah
[Priest 2]
With sacrifice we priests appease
Our gods, each powerful big cheese
Let’s hear it for your favourites please
Haaaa
[Priest 1/3]
We’re doing it for Toci!
[Priest 2]
The Aztec goddess of the earth’s heart
[Priest 1/3]
We’re doing it for Chantico!
[Priest 2]
Goddess who makes volcanoes start
[Priest 1/3]
We’re doing it for Iztli!
[Priest 2]
The goddess of stone knives
[Priest 1/3]
We’re doing it for Iztpapalotl-Ometeotl-Chico-Nahui-Ehecatl…
[Priest 2]
Er… Some other gods’ great lives!
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
Don’t cross us Aztecs, we advise ya
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
Or you’ll end up as fertiliser
Yeeow
[Priest 3]
Our year starts in November
When every Aztec member
Is asked if they’ll remember
Our Aztec dead
[Priest 2]
We do this, if you haven’t guessed
By getting something off your chest
Your heart would probably be best
Or else your head
[Priest 1]
And then on our year planners
It’s the raising of the banners
And it’s only polite manners
To kill more guys
[Priest 3]
December and January
Dismembering methods very
All you need to know is that
We pile ’em high
[Priest 2]
May and June, it’s summertime
The killing is easy
It’s only halfway through the year
Bet you’re feeling queasy
[Priest 1]
In Autumn time we sweep our homes
And kill some more, but then
By late October, the killing’s over
Then it starts up again
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
You won’t survive, you won’t survive
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
Ain’t stayin’ alive, ain’t stayin’ alive
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
Want to live until you’re old?
[Priest 2/3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
[Priest 1]
Avoid us priests, you’ve been told